Expensive reader, online adverts enable us to deliver the journalism you value. Nelson Semedo pours cold water on Manchester United move by declaring he’s committed to Benfica. Antonio Conte desires Roman Abramovich to fund move for Swansea’s Fernando Llorente as cover for Diego Costa. Arsenal keen on Salzburg kid Upamecano but Pink Bull link offers German title chasers Leipzig edge.\n\nTons of of fans have fun tenth ‘Arsenal Day’ in Nigeria – but festivities are yet to deliver them league title. Andrew ‘Beef’ Johnston goes topless as he enjoys evening out at Ally Pally a day after Danny Willett’s darts visit. Britain’s oldest footballer Dickie Borthwick rolled back the years as he made ‘fairytale’ goalscoring debut.\n\nIlkay Gundogan tweets to substantiate he isn’t useless after fans mock Man City tribute to the crocked star. Cristiano Ronaldo in naked El Clasico dressing room photograph poser. Mario Balotelli’s wonderful £1million bonus in Liverpool contract as long as he did not spit at or was offensive to opponents.\n\nArsenal reveal superhero known as ‘Captain Arsenal’ and it’s vastly embarrassing. Watch Loris Karius’ hilarious gaffe as he sent a aim-kick straight out for a corner to Sunderland. Pretty girl star Julia Roberts brings star quality to Man Utd with surprise appearance.\n\nFootball fans left spooked by faceless ‘Sith Lord’ ballboy during West Brom’s sport with Burnley. Robbie Savage’s wife targeted with offensive observe on automobile. Edin Dzeko sent off after pulling his opponent’s SHORTS DOWN during Bosnia-Greece draw. Portugal are the most recent staff to take part in mannequin challenge with Cristiano Ronaldo taking centre stage.